U-Bahn-Schläger [English translation]

[Part 1: Basti (DNP)]

Ey, I come with the boys to the subway station

Son of a bitch, you're going to bear the consequences

Of me having been kicked out of school this afternoon

And it's not because I dealt in drugs or broke a nose once in a while

It's because all my teachers are Nazis

And I have black hair

My future is sealed, I'm going to kill these wankers!

"We wogs always end up in court!"

Could only see the light of the world

Due to in vitro fertilization

Because not even my own father dares to fuck my mother

[Part 2: Maxim (K.I.Z.)]

Everyone was watching when the cudgel hit you

Through their cell phone cameras till you fainted

Looking for your hard core

If only words were my language

And the whole wagon laughs when your skullcap creaks

In court, you only say "eeeh", that's why we don't go to jail

In reward of your civil courage

You get a handicapped parking spot in the underground carpark

[Hook]

You're not an enemy to us, you're nothing but a doormat

So you better don't muck around

Here come the subway thugs

Going to school is for nerds only

My father was a tax consultant but I'll be a subway thug

[Part 3: Tarek (K.I.Z)]

Who smashes the baseball bat on your head so you'll miss your train?

I'm the retarded hunchback of the subway shaft

And they ask, "Are you a badly disguised alien?

Are you from Mars? Are you on vacation right now?"

On the train I'm always being taunted by little children

The next day, they sit next to me in the workshop for the handicapped

No matter if you're on the way to a bachelor party or girl's night

When you take the U8, I'll give you a basal skull fracture

[Part 4: Alligatoah]

I took the weakest

But still got my head bashed in

In the subway there are pensioners, I might stand a chance

I even practiced boxing but it wasn't enough to get me on TV

In the subway, there's a camera, I'll still be famous

I don't have a facial mask to hide my shitface

In the subway, it's dark and I'm wearing a hoodie

In the subway, I had my first girlfriend

When I come with noise and fists

You can no longer deny me - look, cunt!

[Hook]

You're not an enemy to us, you're nothing but a doormat

So you better don't muck around

Here come the subway thugs

Going to school is for nerds only

My father was a tax consultant but I'll be a subway thug

[Part 5: Massimo]

The sirens ring

But one of us got his foot between the doors

Before they could close, 20 boys hop into your wagon

No chance to escape

So try conversation

Two minutes to the next station on the SOS telephone

One sound from you

That's enough provocation

A combination of blows sends you to the ground

Hold your hands in front of your face so your nose won't be broken

That's how you protect yourself against a kick but not against a stab

[Part 6: Sudden]

I missed my train, (WHAT) did you think?

(THAT) you could just calmly wait here

Without me throwing a tantrum?

(HATRED) building up in me and you wear glasses

Am not a subway thug, I take blood samples

When I see blood I win

If you were Adolf Merckle

You wouldn't have made it to your train 1

I break your nose with my fist, yyüüüüah

And then I get onto the train and ride home

[Hook]

You're not an enemy to us, you're nothing but a doormat

So you better don't muck around

Here come the subway thugs

Going to school is for nerds only

My father was a tax consultant but I'll be a subway thug

[Part 7: Timi Hendrix]

I don't have to discuss things with you, I kick in your face

Because at school, hooligans taught ethic classes

In my childhood, I scratched up your Mercedes

Today I'm grown-up and blood is sticking to my Replica-Chucks

I no longer have to come to your fucking village to beat you up

At the station I re-enact "Bloodsport" 2 with you

Bitch, I'm a strength athlete and don't write deep pathos-rap

Can't you see how deep my foot is up your asshole?

[Part 8: Nico (K.I.Z.)]

I get on, panes off, train pulls off, I get out

Subway rider, you get a drive-by-bomb

I jump off, kick in, no one helps because it's you

Grin in the camera because I'll be on today's prime time

Window hammer in your face, hear who's knocking

I haven't known you very long but you've changed a lot

Get your handbag

While your brain's dripping onto the trackbed

Take out your wallet, "Dude, 20 Bucks - Jackpot!"

1. Adolf Merckle was a German entrepreneur who committed suicide by train 2. violent movie