The Happiest Days of Our Lives lyrics

You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy

When we grew up and went to school

There were certain teachers who would

Hurt the children any way they could

By pouring their derision

Upon anything we did

And exposing every weakness

However carefully hidden by the kids

But in the town it was well known

When they got home at night, their fat and

Psychopathic wives would thrash them

Within inches of their lives