Testing, One, Two, Three lyrics

Testing, testing

One, two, three

One, two, three

Testing, testing

One, two, three

One, two, three

Sing, sing, sing a song

To the rock 'n' roll microphone, oh yeah!

Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet

To the swinging saxophone

Sing, sing, sing along

To your favorite opera tune

(Ahoy there!) Testing

(One, two, three!) One, two, three...

(Whoo hoo hoo!) Testing

(One, two, three!) One, two, three

Sing, sing, sing along

To the rock 'n' roll microphone (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet

To the swinging saxophone

Sing, sing, sing along

To your favorite opera tune (Ah ahh...!)

Testing, One two three

Testing, One two three

Testing, One two three. Testing, One one two. Uh uh, wah wah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yay, uh huh.

Testing, testing

One, two, three

One, two, three

Testing, testing

One, two, three

One, two, three

*muttering*

Captain, your microphone doesn't

seem to be working.

Oh no Anthony, I don't know what's wrong!

Well Captain, you have to turn your

microphonic equipment on. Turn the switch on! *click*

(Ahoy there! Whoo hoo hoo, it's working!)

Testing (One two three!)

One, two, three

One, two, three

One, two, three

One, two, three

One, two, three!

(Whoa ho ho! This is the best microphonic device I've ever used!)