Temporary Secretary lyrics

Mister Marks

Can you find for me

Someone strong and sweet

Fitting on my knee?

She can keep her job

If she gets it wrong

Ah, but Mister Marks

I won't need her long

All I need is help

For a little while

We can take dictation

And learn to smile

And a Temporary Secretary

Is what I need

For to do the job

I need a...

Temporary Secretary

Temporary Secretaire

Mister Marks

Can you send her quick?

'Cause my regular

Has been getting sick

I need a...

Temporary Secretary.

Temporary Secretaire.

Mister Marks,

I can pay her well

If she comes along

And can stay a spell

I will promise now

That I'll treat her right

And will rarely keep her

'Til late at night

I need a

She can be a belly dancer.

I don't need a true romancer

She can be a diplomat

But I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon

If she's doin' nothin' urgent

What I need's a temporary

Temporary Secretary

Temporary Secretary

Temporary Secretaire

Now, Mister Marks

When I send her back

Will you please make sure

She stays on the right track?

(Now I know how hard it is

For young girls these days

In the face of everything

To stay on the right track)

She can be a belly dancer

I don't need a true romancer

She can be a diplomat

But I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon

If she's doin' nothin' urgent

What I need's a temporary

Temporary Secretary

Temporary Secretary

Temporary Secretaire