Have you seen our friend Simon
Swim the ocean or the lake?
He needs the water nice and warm
Or his knees, they will shake
He loves to splash and swim and surf
Out in the ocean blue
If the water's cold, he'll start to yodel
The cold water blues
Yodel-ay-hee
Yol-ol-ol-ol-ay-woo-hoo
Yol-ol-ol-olay-ee-hee
Yol-ol-ol-ol
Oh, oh, it's cold!
Yodel-ay-hee
Yol-ol-ol-ol-ay-brr-pow
Rrrp, woo, aah, ooh, ee
It's the cold water blues!
He tries to put his big toe
In the bath or the creek
When the water is too cold
He lets out a shriek (Ahh!)
His teeth will chatter
His knees will knock
His lips will turn blue
He jumps up and down
And starts to yodel
The cold water blues
Yodel-ay-hee
Yol-ol-ol-ol-ay-woo-hoo
Yol-ol-ol-olay-ee-hee
Yol-ol-ol-ol
Oh, oh, it's cold!
Yodel-ay-hee
Yol-ol-ol-ol-ay-brr-pow
Rrrp, woo, aah, ooh, ee
It's the cold water blues!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
It's so, so cold!
I mean, it's really, really cold.