Seatbelts Rule lyrics

Seatbelts are the bond of life

Uncomfortable as much as they might be

Harken many sweet angelic fife

They have no need for mortal safety

Take a moment to buckle up first

When you take up giving a lift

Then deny riding in unbuckled hearse

Tossed from a vehicle, or launched from a cliff

Their impact in full force the same

The cold stone still bears the name

No reason for the rationale that teeters

The maximum effect of which is zero meters