Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured lyrics

Ask if we can have six in,

If not we'll have to have two

Well, you're coming up our end, aren't ya?

So I'll get one with you

Won't you let us have six in?

"Especially not with the food"

He could've just told us "no" though,

He didn't have to be rude

You see her with the green dress?

She talked to me at the bar

Well how come it's already two pound fifty?

We've only gone about a yard!

Didn't you see she were gorgeous

She were beyond belief!

But this lad at the side, drinking a Smirnoff Ice

Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

But I'm sitting going backward

And I didn't want to leave

I said "It's High Green, mate, via Hillsborough, please!"

Well how funny were that sketch earlier

Up near that taxi rank

Oh no, you would've missed it

I think it were when you went to the bank

These two lads squaring up proper, shouting

"I were next in the queue!"

The kind of thing that'd seem so silly

But not when they've both had a few

Well calm down, temper, temper,

'Cause you shouldn't get so annoyed

Well you're acting like a silly little boy

They wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street

Said "No surrender, no chance of retreat!"

So why're we in the taxi?

'Cause I didn't want to leave

I said "It's High Green, mate, via Hillsborough, please!"

Drunken plot hatches to jump it

Ask around, are you sure?

Went for it, but the red light was showing; the red light

indicates doors are secured.