Il gatto Puzzolone [English translation]

Meow, meow... Meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow... Meow, meow, meow.

Down in my courtyard,

Someone smelly's cooking

They call him Stinky Winky,

But once he was good looking

His whiskers droop like Jell-O,

A rascal of a fellow

He smiles like a canary,

His teeth are yellow, yellow

(His teeth are yellow, yellow)

He's a pushy, bushy wooly

With such an awful smell

The cats from the neighborhood,

They start to feel unwell

His coat is rough and fuzzy,

From his head down to his tummy

Not even you or I could get so scummy

This Stinky Winky kitten's on a

"Let's get dirty" mission

Forget about his white fur

To have fleas is his ambition

He says that soap and water are outrageous!!!

Uhh!!!

But if you stand to close to him

The smell becomes contagious!!!

Bleah!!!

This Stinky Winky kitten's on a

"Let's get dirty" mission

Forget about his white fur

To have fleas is his ambition

He's dead against all cleaning,

No!!!

And if you get my meaning

Yes!!!

There are many others like him both children

and grownups!

Stinky, stinky... Meow!

Winky, winky... Meow!

This Stinky Winky kitty smells so bad

It makes you dizzy

Stinky, stinky... Meow!

Winky, winky... Meow!

Stinky we like you but please go away!

Meow, meow... Meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow... Meow, meow, meow.

His tail is black and muddy full

Of germs and dirt galore

And you know that he's nearby cause

The smell arrives before

He smiles like a canary,

His teeth are yellow, yellow

Oh, even slugs and worms would not go

Near this fellow!

This Stinky Winky kitten's on a

"Let's get dirty" mission

Forget about his white fur

To have fleas is his ambition

He says that soap and water are outrageous!

Uhhh!!!

But if you stand too close to him

The smell becomes contagious!!!

Bleah!!!!

This Stinky Winky kitten's on a

"Let's get dirty" mission

Forget about his white fur

To have fleas is his ambition

He's dead against all cleaning,

And if you get my meaning

There are many others like him both children

And grownups!

Stinky, stinky... Winky, winky...

This Stinky Winky kitty smells

So bad it makes you dizzy

Stinky, stinky... Winky, winky...

Stinky we like you but please go away!

Stinky, yes we like you but please go away