Ich mag Frauen [English translation]

I saw this man

sometime

in the zoo bistro right beside the monkey house

he was intensely hairy

giant beard

& he looked almost like a monkey

next to the bar

this feminine being

very attractive, she smiled at me

she spoke about poetry

& philosophy

it was the difference between day & night

she was so intelligent

so eloquent

he was so simple, she was so clever

since then

everything's been clear to me

& I've known with certainty

I like women

they are feminine

they are really indescribable

women

because they are soft

clever & pretty together

Nicht nur optisch

ich bin ja nicht bekloppt

Ich mag Frauen

I'm a connoisseur

I like women more than men

the bearded guy

was a weird guy

a kind of thug; mammoth muscles, small head

he then tried to get off with

my goddess

I went straight between them & said stop

he turned around

& looked dumb

I said don't look like that & went to the loo

he was behind me

& was very

direct - he k.o.'d me

as I awoke

I thought

where am I, I didn't feel very healthy

but that was quickly past because my chosen one

gave me mouth to mouth resuscitation

many men love women

without heart, I'm not into that

get rid of that, that is grey

look after your women

men often disappear without a trace

they don't have loyalty in mind

men are often such philistines

it's actually odd that I myself am one