I Don't Belong in This Club

[Verse 1: Daniel Seavey, Jonah Marais]

Some guy skipped in front of me

Can't believe I paid an entry fee

And I don’t even got the energy

To smile for a selfie

And I know that I should go home

But I'm still standing here so

I guess one more for the road

I wanna raise a toast so

[Pre-Chorus: Corbyn Besson, Why Don't We]

This one’s for the sparklers

Dudes wearing shades in the darkness

But hats off to the DJ

Same song twice in an evening (1,2,3)

[Chorus: Zach Herron, Why Don't We]

Oh, save me (Save me), can't take it (Take it)

I don't belong in this club

One dance (One dance), no chance (No chance)

'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (Oh)

I was waiting in line for an hour

Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (Oh)

I'm jaded (I’m jaded), can’t fake it (Can't fake it)

I don’t belong in this club, no

[Verse 2: Macklemore]

Hopped out of the Uber (Uber)

I was feeling myself (Goddamn)

Had the polo with the bolo (I did)

With some eel on the belt (Hoo)

Walked up to the bouncer (Hey, what's up man?)

Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)

He said, "Mackler, who?" (It's me)

"You gotta wait like everybody else"

Shoulda stayed on the sofa

Forgot I hate being social

And I miss my ex-girl

This Drake song making me ’motional (Girl, you hurt my feelings)

I'm feeling awkward as hell (Uh-huh)

I only came here to dance (Wassup?)

The DJ ain't playing the cuts (No)

And what do I do with my hands? (It's awkward)

Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up

And I toast the nights like this that I probably won't remember much

'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut

And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight"

Ah, fuck

[Chorus: Zach Herron, Corbyn Besson, Why Don't We]

Oh, save me (Save me), can't take it (Take it)

I don't belong in this club (Club)

One dance (One dance), no chance (No chance)

'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (Oh)

I was waiting in line for an hour

Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (Oh)

I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (Can't fake it)

I don't belong in this club

[Bridge: Jack Avery, Corbyn Besson, Both]

And to think that I've waited all week (No)

To get someone's drink spilled over me (I)

I don't care if the Uber's on surge (No I don't, no)

I'd do anything to get out of this club

[Chorus: Zach Herron, Corbyn Besson, Why Don't We]

Save me, can't take it, no

I don't belong in this club

One dance, no chance

'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (Oh)

I was waiting in line for an hour

Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (Oh)

I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (Can't fake it)

I don't belong in this club