El yerberito moderno [English translation]

There's a rumor about an announcement going around

And it goes:

The herbalist is here in town, is here in town

I bring you some root beer plant for the throat

I bring you some Monkey's hand for bloating and swelling

I bring you some nerve plant for your destiny

I bring you some common rue for the guy who's sneezing

I also bring basil for skinny people

Some Jesuit's tea for those flare-ups

Some vetiver for the guy who can't see

And with this herb, you'll get married

Herbalist...

~ ~ ~

Hey, yeah, I bring you some root beer plant

For the throat

And with this herb, you'll get married

Oh, yeah, I bring you some common rue

For the guy who's sneezing

And with this herb, you'll get married

Yeah, I bring you some Jesuit's tea

For those flare-ups

And with this herb, you'll get married

Yeah, I bring you some Monkey's hand

For bloating and swelling

And with this herb, you'll get married

~ ~ ~

And with this herb, you'll get married

Hey you, my modern-day herbalist

Modern day herbalist

And with this herb, you'll get married

Hey, yeah, I bring you some root beer plant

For the throat

And with this herb, you'll get married

Yeah, I bring you some Jesuit's tea

For those flare-ups

And with this herb, you'll get married

Yeah, I bring you some vetiver

For the guy who can't see

And with this herb, you'll get married