You haven’t dialed the wrong number
I have just connected my heart with my telephone and my computer
If you want to tell me
That you cry for me now
Press 1
When you want to ask
Me if I am still cross
If we can meet each other
For a new start and who knows what kind of feigning
Press 2
Do you need help with the question
What I feel like in this situation
If I have feeling for you or anger
How much I should believe you
What I think of you now
And how many times something like this should happen to me
Press 0
If you want to know
Where your belongings are
If you can sleep here
Because you don’t know where to go
And I should pick you up at the police station
Press 4
If you have problems
With your new wife
And your cash is gone
Your hair turned gray
Is it the loneliness which bothers you
Press 8
Do you want to do me a favor
And spare my nerves
Just press the key with the little red telephone