Cannibal Buffet lyrics

Well i was on a cruise ship out at sea

My fiance and me

The ship went down

Everybody drowned

And i was just glad the sea didn't swallow me

Well i was in distress

'cause my hair was such a mess

And so i washed up on a beach

9 hungry eyes was staring' down at me

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet

Im feeling well, they like me that way

So if you really wanna know what's eating me

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

Oh trouble was a-foot: they were eating mine

Toe-ing the party line

I was starting to feel

These guys are Heels

Truth be told these cannibals have got sole

Hey numb-skull look at me! I got a bone to pick with thee

You ain't Humorous! Stop Rib-bing me!

Have a spine! Bone up boy! Set me free!

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet

Im feeling well, they like me that way

So if you really wanna know what's eating me

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary