I write a hit,
The whole nation knows it already,
Everyone's singing along
Real loud in a choir, it's a catchy tune
No one gets enough
They all think I'm smart
Hopefully no one notices the sham
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Because that's all just a rip-off
None of it is mine at all
It's all just a rip-off
But I'm the only one who knows it,
It's all a rip-off,
stolen,
swiped,
and robbed.
Excuse me, I've allowed myself the liberty.
I'm stinking rich
I drive a Benz that glimmers in the sun.
I have a big pool
And a castle in front of it and a white steed,
I'm a great hero,
I travel around the world
And become more and more beautiful with my money
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I'd like to seduce you,
But I soon realize:
It won't be easy for me.
I go on a walk with you
And say a poem in your face.
I say that I wrote it just for you.
And then you kiss me,
Cus' luckily you don't know:
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I'm not falling for
Your halo anymore either
Because, thank god, it's guaranteed
That you have a skeleton in your closet too
Because that's all just a rip-off
None of it is yours at all
It's all just a rip-off
But you're the only one who knows it,
It's all a rip-off,
stolen,
swiped,
and robbed.
Who allowed you the liberty?
Who allowed you the liberty?