Откат [Otkat] [English translation]

If you wanna chill in Monte Carlo instead of getting stuck in a cubicle farm and watch sunsets on the French Riviera, heed this song about a kickback.

I'll tell you guys what a kickback is.

It's how all serious men make their living.

Let's assume, I am a mayor of Shithole, and I've got a contract

For construction of a road between Shithole and Asstown.

And I got a nephew, he's a typical moron

But he would do perfect for this particular job.

OK, our Shithole budget has received

Five million bucks from the Kremlin for this project of utmost importance.

Now I transfer these funds to my nephew's account

And then just sit and wait till he brings the cash to my place.

Sure, he does it.

If you wanna chill in Monte-Carlo instead of getting stuck in a cubicle farm and watch sunsets on the French Riviera, heed this song about a kickback. (x2)

So, our Shithole budget is down to zero,

But I've got a bag full of greens crunching under my bed.

Now you boys ask - how could one build a highway

With nothing but fourteen thousand roubles that are left?

And so guys, with these fourteen thousand roubles

My nephew will hire fourteen sturdy homeless fellows at a nearby railway station.

They'll bring clay, shit and moss from the woods

And this is how half of our Russian roads are built.

Finally, the highway Shithole-Asstown is ready

and I'm flying to Monte-Carlo, that's what a kickback means. Kickback, kickback.

If you wanna kick it in Monte-Carlo instead of getting stuck in a cubicle farm and watch sunsets on the French Riviera, heed this song about a kickback. (x2)

Hey, where are you taking me? I am a mayor, not a thief! I am a mayor of this city! What white powder? It's not mine! How can I know how I got it inside my nose? It's... it's my fucking nephew, bitch.

You see, I'm calling someone, they'll reduce you to the ranks!

I had found about this contract on the electronic trading platform

And I participated in an open tender!

Long live Sberbank! You're fucking dead, gotcha?