If Not You lyrics

Who's gonna water my plants?

Who's gonna patch my pants?

And who's gonna give me the chance

To feel brand new?

Who's gonna iron my shirts?

Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?

And who needs a man when he flirts

The way I do?

Who, if not you?

Who, if not you?

Who, if not you?

Tell me, who, if not you?

Who's gonna wake me on time?

Who'll smile and say I look fine?

And who's gonna stay on my mind

The whole day through?

Who's gonna see that I'm fed?

Then who's gonna want me in bed?

But who'll watch TV instead

Because I do?

Who, if not you?

Tell me, who, if not you?