Oh, you have no idea! lyrics

There's a man.

There's a man.

Has the old maid's wishin' for new ambition!

Everytime they see him passing along.

What a man.

What a man.

He's a real live petter

A sweetheart getter.

When I tell you I'm not telling you wrong

Has the arms that are big and strong.

Does he know where those arms belong?

Oh, you have no idea.

Has he weighed that I loved so much?

Does he speak with his sense of touch?

Oh, you have no idea.

He's got a million in the bank

And that helps a lot.

But say, that million in the bank

Is only part of what he's got.

Gosh, oh gee, do I wanna swear

Could he answer a maiden's prayer.

Oh, you have no idea.

Has he lips oh, the girls adore?

Does he know what he's got 'em for?

Oh, you have no conception.

Has the eyes that are full of love.

Do they show what he's thinking of?

Oh, you have no idea.

He's got that whatsee whatsee what

What people can't name.

And say, that whatsee whatsee what

Would make the wildest woman tame.

Hot as fire all the girls agree.

Does he spark when he's out with me?

Oh, you have no idea.

Does he love like a dessert sheik?

When he nicks can he make 'em weep?

Oh, you have no realization.

Has he got what the girls all crave?

When they're with him does he behave?

Come to me for information.

He claims he's travelled quite a lot

In far distant lands.

I don't know if it's true or not,

But boy he sure has traveling hands.

Like an auto he changes speed,

Has he got what his Sophie needs?

Oh, you have no idea.