The ‘Racist $100,000 Pyramid Guy’ Explains Why He Gave The Worst Guess Of All-Time

— bobby (@bobby) August 13, 2018

It was a real-life Randy Marsh on Wheel of Fortune moment.

During Sunday’s episode of The $100,000 Pyramid, all contestant Evan Kaufman had to do was get Tim Meadows to guess the clue, which was “people whose last name is Obama.” Easy enough! But after an endless pause, Kaufman blurts out “bin Laden,” and a nation recoiled in awkwardness.

After the mortifying clip went viral, Kaufman took to Twitter to explain what the heck he was thinking during “perhaps the most embarrassing moment of my life.” The self-proclaimed (and very tongue-in-cheek) “Racist $100,000 Pyramid Guy” was nervous to be paired with Meadows, one of his “heroes from SNL,” and his son had been born two weeks prior, so Kaufman was “very tired” but excited to win money for his recently-expanded family. “The producers of the show tell us beforehand,” he tweeted, “if we get to the final round, to study the questions VERY hard. ‘People misread them!’ They say. They have no idea.”

I make it to the final round. I remember what the producers said. I try and focus. READ THE QUESTIONS CAREFULLY… The first square flips. I breathe. I read “People Whose Last Name is Obama.” I freeze. There’s only one. BARACK OBAMA. The man I would have voted for three times*! (*H/T Jordan Peele)… “Who else is a famous Obama” My brain is racing. I need to list multiple people. I can’t just say Barack. What I should have said was, “Michelle, Sasha, Malia, Bo! The PORTUGUESE WATER DOG BO!”… Here’s what my brain decided. Who is associated with Obama Who did he kill What sounds like Obama!… And so you have this perfectly viral clip. A clip that is insanely funny. It would be so funny if it wasn’t me. The editing is impeccable. The little breath I take I’m working so hard to get it right… But this just goes to show you that even a liberal Globalist Cuck like yours truly has some inherent racism lurking in my brain. What a disaster.

Kaufman quickly corrected himself and gave the “right” answer, but the damage had already been done. “I leave knowing that my day of reckoning is coming. Maybe they can cut it out They can’t… it’s timed,” he wrote. “I leave with $8,500… and the story of the worst pyramid guess of all-time.” The moral of the story for this poor dude: maybe go on Hollywood Game Night next time

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

I was on $100,000 Pyramid. I’m playing with Tim Meadows, one of my heroes from SNL. My son had been born two weeks prior. I am very tired but excited to win money for my family. We play up the whole tired Dad thing. (2/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

The producers of the show tell us beforehand, if we get to the final round, to study the questions VERY hard. “People misread them!” They say. They have no idea. (3/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

I lose my first round. I think, oh well… no Pyramid for me. Then Meadows and I go on a run in the second round. We’re having fun, he’s cracking jokes! This is great. (4/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

I make it to the final round. I remember what the producers said. I try and focus. READ THE QUESTIONS CAREFULLY. (5/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

The first square flips. I breathe. I read “People Whose Last Name is Obama.” I freeze. There’s only one. BARACK OBAMA. The man I would have voted for three times*! (*H/T Jordan Peele) (6/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

“Who else is a famous Obama” My brain is racing. I need to list multiple people. I can’t just say Barack. What I should have said was, “Michelle, Sasha, Malia, Bo! The PORTUGUESE WATER DOG BO!” (7/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

Here’s what my brain decided. Who is associated with Obama Who did he kill What sounds like Obama! (8/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

And so you have this perfectly viral clip. A clip that is insanely funny. It would be so funny if it wasn’t me. The editing is impeccable. The little breath I take I’m working so hard to get it right. (9/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

But this just goes to show you that even a liberal Globalist Cuck like yours truly has some inherent racism lurking in my brain. What a disaster. (10/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

What you don’t see in this clip is me, shocked, correcting myself and saying Barack. Tim gets the answer. We get stumped on Margarita a few questions later. Turns out Margarita is Tim Meadow’s Grandmother’s name. (11/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

Tim feels bad he lost the money for me, because he's sweet. Kathy Najimy can't look me in the eye. I leave knowing that my day of reckoning is coming. Maybe they can cut it out They can't… it's timed. (12/13)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018

I leave with $8500… and the story of the worst pyramid guess of all-time. (13/13 Fin)

— Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) August 14, 2018