Zack Snyder Confirms He Does Have His Own Cut Of ‘Justice League’

Anyone who thinks Zack Snyder doesn’t have his own cut of Justice League is living in a f*cking dream world. Yes, prepare to hear the rejoicing of vindicated protestors who believed the truth was out there. While at an event promoting the director’s cuts of his films, Zack Snyder confirmed he did have a cut — multiple cuts in fact — but it would need “a few CG tweaks.”

Tried cleaning up the audio a bit to make what he's saying more discernible@wbpictures #ReleaseTheSnyderCut pic.twitter.com/VUuxqWLK8d

— Charlie (@SnyderCutJL) March 26, 2019

“[…] all I can say is… sure there’s a cut… it’s done. I have a cut. I have a bunch of them. So, it’s not like… that’s up to them [Warner Bros.].”

Another fan claimed Snyder’s cut is 214 minutes long, which, if true, would be 3 hours and 24 minutes of Justice League-ing. That is entirely too much Justice League-ing. (See: movies are too long and nothing should last longer than two hours.)

We’ve already heard a little bit about what Snyder’s cut of the film might be like, including it being a darker version which would kick off a trilogy that would go to space with the Green Lantern Corps, according to Kevin Smith. Of course, Warner Bros. has the distribution rights, so it’s ultimately up to them whether or not we get to see Batman commit atrocities. Okay, maybe Batman doesn’t commit any atrocities in it; we don’t really know, but Snyder did take a pro-Batman-committing-atrocities stance last week when he said anybody who thinks superheroes would never kill, lie, embezzle, or commit atrocities is “living in a f*cking dream world.”

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) March 26, 2019

Zack Snyder: Wake the fuck up. Batman is staking out criminals for hours, dressed in a high-tech suit of armor. Don’t fucking lie to yourselves. He pissed in that suit. He pissed in it all the time. Every single time he fought the Joker he was ankle-deep in his own piss

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) March 26, 2019

Wake the fuck up. If you don't think Darkwing Duck doesn't kill people, you're living in a dream world.

— Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) March 26, 2019

While we’re on the topic of beloved movie heroes committing murder: Max Goof absolutely killed that security guard at the Powerline concert in A GOOFY MOVIE, and people need to get over it already

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 26, 2019

wake the fuck up, people. if you don’t think Kirby kills people you’re living in a Dream Land

— forrest from good i’m glad (@prettyboypop) March 26, 2019

If you don't think c-3po doesn't kill people you're living in a dream world.

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 27, 2019

If you think Batman didn’t fuck Dumbledore then wake the fuck up

— Ira Madison III (@ira) March 26, 2019

I absolutely hate the “what if Batman was evil” trope. Batman’s rich. We know exactly what evil billionaires would do.

— August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) March 28, 2019